The airplane or lounge is your travel destination.
You manage your entire family’s credit cards.
You spell in fare buckets not the alphabet.
Y class… Y would you take it?
You speak in airport codes not names (you may have relatives in YYZ).
YQ is your mortal enemy.
Business class is “just OK”.
Your points portfolio is more valuable than your car.
You’re excited to go to ALA (Almaty, Kazakhstan) because you can get there on Lufthansa First Class.
When you look forward to the security massage.
You have a drawer full of high-end airplane PJs.
You know exactly what you can get in any aircraft’s overhead bin.
You never buy soap, shampoo, conditioner, skin cream, toothbrushes…
When you don’t know how to turn right on plane.
You are offended by PDBs (pre-departure beverages) served in plastic.
You have taken a shower in a plane.
You are willing to go way out of your way to go on an aircraft /or to an airport that you have never experienced.
You find direct flights are not optimal (for mile running).
You have issues with gate lice and unprepared security.
You know more about the rules than airport staff do.
You read Flyertalk before the news.